Or "Okay, okay, it might be a slight over exageration."
Yes, my photos should be here soon, yes I have a new housemate, but I don't want to write about any of that.
Instead I want to bring your attention to this article I read about Lindsay Lohan.
It says how Lindsay was rushed to hospital as she had fallen over in flat heel shoes and damaged her wrist.
Pretty stupid I know, but people do fall over for many reason. The Missus is forever stumbling. In fact she often stumbles, I've started to think its not so much she is tripping up, more that she is trying to get in to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
But the bit that has got my attention the most is,
"[Lohan's publicist] adds, "there's a pending investigation" to determine whether Milk Studios took adequate health and safety precautions with the ground."
Whaaaaaaa? People now have to get adequate health and safety precautions for the ground now?
I can imagine the warnings now,
"Please be aware when walking, as gravity has a habbit of suddenly appearing randomly to pull you down"
"People wishing to commute are advised to crawl, preferable on their stomachs, as we are not insured for this path."
What a load of stupidity.
And on that note, I'm off to wriggle down the stairs, as I dont think I can reach the elevator button from the floor.
