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@ 30/08/2006 – 12:38:52
It seems like the hunt for Edvard Munch's The Scream could be over.
M&M's are offering a reward of 2 million of their NEW dark chocolate M&M's for the safe return of the painting.
*Of course, to stop just ANYONE trying to get their hands on 2 million M&M's, the returned painting first has to be authenticated.
I'm gonna second that.....
WHAT.........?!!!?!
moirob
Like it says.
The folks at M&M are giving 2 million dark chocolare M&M's to whoever returns the Scream painting.
Not 2 million packets, 2 million candy pieces.
But, but, but...........WHY........?!! That's so frickin' random...
moirob
Marketing people at M*M thought the best way to market new Dark M&M's was by using an image of the World famous Scream photo.
In turn, they thought a nice idea was to offer out this ransom to the thief to see if they lure the painting and a sweet toothed thief back to the public.
That is, quite frankly, fucking nuts.
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moirob
It might be nuts. But the offer is only available till Jan 07. I think the deadline is more nuts then the actual offer.
nonny
Damn it, I suppose I'm going to have to hand it over now!
moirob
Hey, dont forget to share the M&M's. I mean I did almost hand you in.! 
nonny
ok but you're not getting the green ones
moirob
Thats fine. I do much prefer the blue ones
nonny
aye ok, you can have them but no reds ok and come to think of it can we just make it Smarties instead. Throw in some Minstrels and you've got a deal!
What self-respecting criminal could knock such an offer back? Maybe a diabetic one. Otherwise...
moirob
Thats true.
Do you think the thief is in his secret crimial hideout thinking about the pro's and con's of having 2 million M&Ms against having the Scream?
Plus I dot think The Scream tastes nice. I'd bet 2 million M&Ms on it!
It's probably keeping him awake until the small hours - 'Painting or chocolate, painting or chocolate?'
moirob
I bet he will be relieved when he final takes the M&ms. Just think of how much fun he could have dividing all the colours up and putting them in seperate bowls!
Do they let you do that in prison nowadays?
moirob
Im not entirely sure what the rules are concerning the dividing of M&Ms. I suppose as long as the prisoner is monitored by guards to check he doesnt try to hang themselves with 2 million M&Ms then Im sure it would be fine.
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*blinks*
What?
No, seriously...
What?