Or "You really should give them a head start. You're a bi-ped."
So, big thanks to Ilse for introducing me to Fruitstock. Luckily enough I have plans to head down sarrf to see the Girl this weekend. So I've told her about this free event. Some of the activites I'm most looking forward to is;
-Free music. Despite the bands being relatively unknown, unless you live in New Zealand, its still free music. That's good! Plus there is dance tent were I go throw a few shapes depending on how I feel.
-Picnics. I dont think Ill fork out the £30+ for the picnic's on offer. But Ill sure pick up a sarnie and some fruit to eat while chilling out.
-Beer. Beer is good.
-Smoothies/Pimms. Not really a fan of smoothies or Pimms. But I suspect that one of these will keep the Girl happy.
Plus there is a raffle, relaxing, cakes, poetry and flirting corner. Despite probably not being able to enter this corner, still will be fun to watch others flirt. Im sure I might wager a few bets on the outcomes of 'couples' there.
BUT THE ONE THING I AM MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO IS....
-Monkey Tennis. I haven't a clue what this is. Is it monkey vs monkey? Monkey vs human? Do you have to bring your own monkey and pair off against another human/monkey partnership? Why is it just a "maybe"? Does it depend on how many monkeys are involved if this activity takes place?
I dont know any answers to these questions. Althoguh I'm very excited and looking forward to finding out.
But I really do hope monkey tennis is something like this...
monkey 15. The Hoff 40
In Other News
Some other monkey news here. Passengers scared in the Dehli tube service from scowling monkeys will no longer need to worry. The Dehli tube corporation have hired a monkey as a security guard to take care of pesky anti social monkeys. Its safe again on the trains ladies and gentleman. But still fix for that gap.
Also, watch out next time your out drinking. Police are trying to crack down on drinkers drinking while standing up. To stop any booze fuelled violence starting police want to ban all standing in bars. They will ask bars/pubs to ONLY serve customers who have a chair.
